Dialogue from The Big Bang Theory ~~Lizard-Spock~~

Excerpt from Series 2 Episode 8 – The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon:            Oh look, Saturn 3 is on.

Raj:                      I don’t want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.

Sheldon:            How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?

Raj:                      Simple subtraction will tell you it’s six better.

Leonard:            Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.

Sheldon:            In what sense is that a compromise?

Leonard:            Well, five is partway between three… Never mind.

Raj:                      I’ll tell you what, how about we go rock-paper-scissors?

Sheldon:            Ooh, I don’t think so.

No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

Raj:                      What?

Sheldon:            It’s very simple.

Look, scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Raj:                      Okay, I think I got it. (They prepare)

Together:          Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock!

(Both hold up the symbol for Spock) Oh!



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