Excerpt from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams ~~Answer~~

picture-HitchhikersGuide‘Seventy-five thousand generations ago, our ancestors set this program in motion,’ the second man said, ‘and in all that time we will be the first to hear the computer speak.’
‘An awesome prospect, Phouchg,’ agreed the first man, and Arthur suddenly realized he was watching a recording with subtitles.
‘We are the ones who will hear,’ said Phouchg, ‘the answer to the great question of Life . . .’
‘The Universe . . . ‘ said Loonquawl.
‘And Everything . . .!’
‘Shhh,’ said Loonquawl with a slight gesture, ‘I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!’
There was a moment’s expectant pause whilst panels slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the communication channel.
‘Good morning,’ said Deep Thought at last.
‘Er . . . Good morning, O Deep Thought,’ said Loonquawl nervously, ‘do you have . . . er, that is . . .’
‘An answer for you?’ interrupted Deep Thought majestically. ‘Yes. I have.’
The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.
‘There really is one?’ breathed Phouchg.
‘There really is one,’ confirmed Deep Thought.
‘To Everything? To the great Question in Life, the Universe and Everything?’
Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children.
‘And you’re ready to give it to us?’ urged Loonquawl.
‘I am.’
‘Now,’ said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
‘Though I don’t think,’ added Deep Thought, ‘that you’re going to like it.’
‘Doesn’t matter,’ said Phouchg. ‘We must know it! Now!’
‘Now?’ enquired Deep Thought.
‘Yes! Now . . .’
‘All right,’ said the computer and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
‘You’re really not going to like it,’ observed Deep Thought.
‘Tell us!’
‘All right,’ said Deep Thought. ‘The Answer to the Great Question . . .’
‘Yes . . . !’
‘Of Life, the Universe and Everything . . .’ said Deep Thought.
‘Yes . . . !’
‘Is . . .’
‘Yes . . . !!! . . . ?’
‘Forty-two,’ said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.


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One response to “Excerpt from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams ~~Answer~~

  1. Douglas Adams was born in Cambridge, England on 11 March 1952, and died in Santa Barbara, California, USA on 11 May 2001, aged 49 years.
    ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ was originally a radio comedy broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978, eventually being published as a series of five books between 1979 and 1992.

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