Dialogue from Film – Monty Python & The Holy Grail ~~Black Knight~~

Black Knight:
Who dares to challenge the Black Knight?

Arthur:
I do not challenge you.

The Black Knight stares impassively and says nothing. 

Arthur:
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

Hint of a pause as he waits for a reaction which doesn’t come.
Arthur is only slightly thrown.

Arthur:
I seek the bravest and the finest knights in all the world to join me in my court at Camelot …

The Black Knight remains silent.

Arthur:
You have proved yourself worthy.… Will you join me?

Silence.

Arthur:
A man of your strength and skill would be the chief of all my knights …

Black Knight:
Never.

Arthur:
You make me sad.  But so be it. Come Patsy.

As he moves, the Black Knight bars the way.

Black Knight:
None shall pass.

Arthur:
What?

Black Knight:
None shall pass.

Arthur:
I have no quarrel with you, brave Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Black Knight:
Then you shall die.

Arthur:
I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside.

Black Knight:
I move for no man.

Arthur:
So be it!

Arthur draws his sword and approaches the Black Knight.
A furious fight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point Arthur delivers a mighty blow which completely severs the Black Knight’s left arm at the shoulder.
Arthur steps back triumphantly.

Arthur:
Now stand aside worthy adversary.

Black Knight(Glancing at his shoulder):
‘Tis but a scratch.”

Arthur:
A scratch?  Your arm’s off.

Black Knight:
No, it isn’t.

Arthur (Pointing to the arm on ground):
Well, what’s that then?”

Black Knight:
I’ve had worse.

Arthur:
You’re a liar.

Black Knight:
Come on you pansy!

Another ten seconds furious fighting till Arthur chops the Black Knight’s other arm off,also at the shoulder.
The arm plus sword, lies on the ground.

Arthur:
Victory is mine.  (sinking to his knees)
I thank thee O Lord that in thy …”

Black Knight:
Come on then.

Arthur:
What?

He kicks Arthur hard on the side of the helmet.  Arthur gets up still holding his sword.
The Black Knight comes after him kicking.

Arthur:
You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Black Knight:
Had enough?

Arthur:
You stupid bastard.  You haven’t got any arms left.

Black Knight:
Course I have.

Arthur:
Look!

Black Knight:
What!  Just a flesh wound. (kicks Arthur)

Arthur:
Stop that.

Black Knight (kicking him):
Had enough … ?”

Arthur:
I’ll have your leg.

He is kicked.

Arthur:
Right!

The Black Knight kicks him again and Arthur chops his leg off.
The Black Knight keeps his balance with difficulty.

Black Knight:
I’ll do you for that.

Arthur:
You’ll what …?

Black Knight:
Come here.

Arthur:
What are you going to do – bleed on me?

Black Knight:
I’m invincible!

Arthur:
You’re a looney.

Black Knight:
The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!

Arthur takes his last leg off.
The Black Knight’s body lands upright.

Black Knight:
All right, we’ll call it a draw.

Arthur:
Come, Patsy.

Arthur and Patsy start to cross the bridge.

Black Knight:
Running away eh?  You yellow bastard, Come back here and take what’s coming to you.  I’ll bite your legs off!

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